The Well-Rounded Toybox

All about the toys, from a queer, kinky fatty's perspective.
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Rope Bondage 101 - By Lucy Bellwood (for Oh Joy Sex Toy)

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There is no organization, board or coalition that regulates the safety of sexual aids in the United States, Japan, Canada and the European Union. None, zero, zilch. Why does that matter? Because, with no regulations, they CAN and DO, make it out of whatever material they want. Toxic? Who cares. Hazardous? Whatever. Cancer-Causing materials? What the consumer doesn’t know will make us more money! Keeping them made cheap? Now we’re talking sex toy production style. Regulating sex toys production would be admitting that people use them, and our government doesn’t want to do that-for goodness sakes, sex toys are illegal in 6 states! How could the government evaluate the safety of something that is illegal? Doing so would be admitting that people used them, and as a result, that the government condoned such behavior.

It’s National Masturbation Month! To celebrate, we’ll be highlighting resources on the topic every Sunday in May. Today we’re featuring our Introduction to Sex Toys page. Check it out here! (via thecsph)

Remember, if it says “Novelty Use Only” use a condom!

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If you’re in the market for a sex toy, save your pennies and buy something from a reputable, high-end company.

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shebops:

Female Ejaculation
Okay, so I was really sceptical about female ejaculation. I really thought that it was like seeing a unicorn, or that women that experienced it were exaggerating. After experiencing it firsthand I’ve found that it is real, and it is awesome. I have some tips for how you can also hopefully experience it.
 
 Go pee first- you really don’t want to have doubts or feel as though you need to stop partway through. While you’re in the bathroom, grab a towel. You might feel more comfortable with a towel beneath yourself, and if this guide works you’ll need something to clean yourself up with after.
 Have your partner (with clean hands!!!) insert two fingers in a hook shape and massage the front wall of the vagina. Using a ‘come hither’ motion, instead of an in and out motion, have your partner press upwards towards your g-spot.
Clitoral stimulation is wonderful to add at this point. I suggest something that vibrates, such as a vibrating bullet or wand. Oral sex is another option.
Using your pelvic floor muscles, push downwards as though you are urinating. Ensuring you have an empty bladder beforehand will ease your mind and allow you to stay in the moment. Squirting uses the same muscles as urinating, so you’ll need to ignore the sensation and keep going.
Have your partner continue to apply consistent motions and pressure to your frontal vaginal wall. Adding a hand that pushes down just below the bellybutton feels awesome!
With luck and a bit of patience, voila! Female ejaculation! Expect a clear liquid with little smell. It can be a small amount or it can be enough to leave a large wet spot. Your towel from earlier will help protect your sheets (or whatever other surface you may be on).
Now give a hand/wrist massage to your partner once your head stops spinning. Chances are they’ll appreciate it and perhaps keep tendinitis or hand cramping to a minimum.
This of course is just a rough guide based on my own experiences. You can find other guides online that may help you more. Experiment with that feels best for you and your partner.  

Let’s do some learnin’ n’ shit around here, kids.

thejaguarr:

shebops:

Female Ejaculation

Okay, so I was really sceptical about female ejaculation. I really thought that it was like seeing a unicorn, or that women that experienced it were exaggerating. After experiencing it firsthand I’ve found that it is real, and it is awesome. I have some tips for how you can also hopefully experience it.

 

 Go pee first- you really don’t want to have doubts or feel as though you need to stop partway through. While you’re in the bathroom, grab a towel. You might feel more comfortable with a towel beneath yourself, and if this guide works you’ll need something to clean yourself up with after.

 Have your partner (with clean hands!!!) insert two fingers in a hook shape and massage the front wall of the vagina. Using a ‘come hither’ motion, instead of an in and out motion, have your partner press upwards towards your g-spot.


Clitoral stimulation is wonderful to add at this point. I suggest something that vibrates, such as a vibrating bullet or wand. Oral sex is another option.


Using your pelvic floor muscles, push downwards as though you are urinating. Ensuring you have an empty bladder beforehand will ease your mind and allow you to stay in the moment. Squirting uses the same muscles as urinating, so you’ll need to ignore the sensation and keep going.


Have your partner continue to apply consistent motions and pressure to your frontal vaginal wall. Adding a hand that pushes down just below the bellybutton feels awesome!


With luck and a bit of patience, voila! Female ejaculation! Expect a clear liquid with little smell. It can be a small amount or it can be enough to leave a large wet spot. Your towel from earlier will help protect your sheets (or whatever other surface you may be on).


Now give a hand/wrist massage to your partner once your head stops spinning. Chances are they’ll appreciate it and perhaps keep tendinitis or hand cramping to a minimum.

This of course is just a rough guide based on my own experiences. You can find other guides online that may help you more. Experiment with that feels best for you and your partner.  

Let’s do some learnin’ n’ shit around here, kids.

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truroyalty:

subtrainer:

HOMEWORK for my followers: 

  • Read and memorize this entire chart.

Every bit of it is accurate and relevant.

There _may_ be a _pop_ quiz.

—Daddy Cane

studied this when i was a virgin, started off a sex god. thank you google. lol

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Remember folks, sex isn’t a reward for good behavior, chivalry, or niceties. People should have sex because they want to have sex. It’s really that simple.

plannedparenthood:

There’s no excuse for not using a condom. Allergic to latex? There’s always polyisoprene.

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